This is gonna be a random post..
just happen to come across it..
hope I wont get sued or anything..haha...
anyway...for entertainment purpose...
hope you guys will enjoy...
hehe....
so here it goes....
One day...a son ask his father, " Dad, what is politics?"
Dad said,
Look, I bring the money home, therefore I'm the Capitalist.
Your mother administrates the money, therefore she is the Government.
Grandpa watches everything, therefore he is the Union.
The maid is the Working class.
We all just want one thing, your well-being. Therefore you are the People.
And your younger brother who is still in his nappy, is the Future.
Do you understand that my son??
The little one thinks, and tells his father he wanted to sleep it over for one night.
During the night the boy wakes up,
because his younger brother produces something with an unbearable smell from his nappy and is crying.
As he doesn't know what to do, he goes into the bedroom of his parents.
But there is only his mother in her bed,
and she is so fast asleep that the boy does not succeed in waking her up.
So he goes into the bedroom of the maid where he find his father having fun with her, and grandpa watching them secretly through the window!!!
All of them were so engaged that they did not realize that the boy was standing in front of them.
So the boy decides to go to bed again without having able to solve the problem.
Next morning the father asks his son if he was able to explain with a few words what is politics..
"YES" answers the son..
The Capitalist abuses the Working class
The Union watches without doing anything,
while the Government sleeps
The People are completely ignored
and the Future is in the Shit.
That's politics.....